Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
lya na koto sakete ikiteta
Naiyou nante naiyone
Dono michi no tatsujin mo
Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
Sono risouzou mune ni daki
Muda guchi kikazu
Wakime mo furazu
Demo nakidashi soude nagedashitaku natte
Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
Tani e tsukiotose
Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
Tsuyoku nareru
Tsuranukya iisa
Well, should we wrap it up?
Sure.
Hey, Shirahama-kun...
Hmm?
M-Maybe we can go home together f-for a chan-
Kenichi-san!
Yeah!
Kenichi-san, I'm done with gymnastics club!
As always, where the heck is she calling me from?
Uh, um... I've noticed that you two always go home together.
Are you two...
Oh, yeah! We're living together right now!
I knew it. It's been bothering me for a while,
but you two are really living together!
M-Miu-san! Shh! Shh! Shh!
Yeah, he's actually planning to move into my house.
Th-That's not true, Izumi-san!
I-I just joined them as a resident disciple,
so it's not like we're "cohabitating."
Izumi-san?
Kenichi-san, it doesn't seem like she's hearing you.
Should we get going?
I don't want to bother her either, so...
Miu-san! Why would you say things in a way
that could cause misunderstandings?
- I'm going now, Izumi-san. - He yelled at me...
Come on, Miu-san. Let's go home.
Okay.
I'm sorry. I just can't lie about things.
Did I tell her something that was so shocking?
They're living together!
That's juicy information!
I'm going to tell the teachers!
- Look at that. That's our former ace. - I'm going to tell the teachers!
Ever since Furinji-san joined us, she's keeping a low profile, you know.
Miu Furinji! You're gonna pay for this!
"Ryozanpaku" Miu Furinji! You're gonna pay for this!
"Ryozanpaku"
I'm coming!
"Ryozanpaku"
Hello? This is Furinji.
"Ryozanpaku" Yes... Yes... What?
What's the matter, Miu-san?
- Hmm? - Apa?
Hmm?
What should I do? I don't know why, but for some reason,
the teachers have singled me out for a home visit this Sunday.
What? Why all of a sudden?
And Sunday is tomorrow!
But I don't think you should panic-
Apachai, give me my snack back!
Apapapapa!
Shigure-don, you still haven't taken a bath tonight?
Go away.
Will you keep it down?
You made me take a chunk out of my deity statue! Good grief...
Give that back, Apachai!
I guess you would panic, huh?
Everyone stand at attention!
Listen up, everyone!
We at Ryozanpaku are now going to put the home visit measures,
"Mission K" into action!
Now, you must listen well and think well before you do anything!
Failure is not an option!
What's the big deal anyway?
We're just talking about a couple of teachers coming to visit, right?
Don't worry, we'll be sure to entertain them.
Apa! If that's the case, I'll do my best, too! Apapapapapa!
I don't care if it's a joke!
Do not do anything like that in front of them!
Otherwise, I'm going to get kicked out of school! Anyway-
Um, Miu-san.
What is it, Kenichi-san?
Maybe we shouldn't tell them about me living here.
I mean, we might get a wrong impression
if they find out that we're "cohabitating"...
That won't happen.
We're not cohabitating. That's for sure.
Anyway, Kenichi-san, I want you to be in charge of the backstage.
Good grief...
We got sidetracked for a second, but let's talk about "Mission 1"!
"The Happy Family Plan"!
Akisame-san, I want you to play the father!
Oh, I'm sorry, but I have something that I must take care of tomorrow.
It's all over now... Everything is over...
Hey, hey...
Miu-san.
I don't think it's a big deal.
I mean, why don't you just ask everyone
to leave the house tomorrow, just in case.
I'm telling you. These guys will end up doing something bad.
We can hear you.
That's not going to work. I don't have parents, you know.
The only family member, Grandpa, has gone,
wandering off somewhere in the west on the tour for social reforms.
I really need someone to play the roles of my parents.
You don't have to go that far.
I think it's better if you just tell the teachers the truth!
But it's my dream to have a family with both parents!
Besides, I already put my parents' names
on the documents when I registered at the school.
Miu-san, that's called "forgery of a private document"...
But, considering that Miu-san doesn't lie about anything,
this goes to show how much she wishes she had an ordinary family.
That old man! It's always the wrong timing!
Apachai-san...
But it's okay. You let me handle it.
What?
I'll do my best to play the role of Miu's father!
B-But, clearly we're from different countries...
Then let me take on the role. In fact, I do have a daughter,
so my act will be more realistic.
Like I said, you're from a different country, too...
So, that means...
Hmph? Well, I guess I have to...
Hey, you look happy!
I'm not convinced!
I guess I have no choice but to settle for this...
Hey, hey, that hurt my feelings...
But, who's going to play the role of the mother?
What?
Well, it's not like we have any other choice here.
If we take away all the weapons from her...
It's all right as long as she's there...
But-
I'm not sure if I approve of trying to deceive teachers,
who have your best interest at heart.
But...
That's right! You guys always give Miu-san a lot of trouble!
It's about time for those guys to do something to help her for a change!
Get him!
I-I didn't mean that!
How about your older brother, apa?
Like I said...
Ono-sensei.
Yes!
Listen. You're coming with me today as assistant homeroom teacher.
This is my very first home visit! I'm so excited!
Listen carefully.
For educators like us, home visits are very critical.
The challenge for us is to be able to dig as deep as we can,
in a limited amount of time,
to determine the reality of a student's family life.
But Yasunaga-sensei, why are we going to visit Furinji-san's home?
She's an A-student.
Perhaps this is just my imagination,
but it seems there are a few things that we just don't understand about the girl.
Her grades are good,
but it doesn't seem that she's quite blended in with the class.
And I think I saw her kicking around the third-year students,
Takeda and Ukita, on the roof back then, too...
Also, a certain student told me that she's been living
with one of the male freshman students from our school.
Sensei, I heard that Furinji is living with a male student from our school!
She should be expelled, right? Expelled!
I must confirm the information first.
"Living together"? How romantic!
Sensei!
I know, I know, I know!
Anyway, family problems lead to children's personal problems.
We educators are required to take one step further in children's education.
Okay!
Now, let's go.
Yes, yes, yes!
Designer...
All right, you two. Tell me your name, age and occupation!
Saiga Furinji, 38 years old. I am a jet airplane pilot.
Damn... How many times do I have to say this?
Shizuha Furinji, 36 years old. I'm a fashion designer.
With those two, I think the cover will get blown pretty fast...
I know we're pushing it!
I don't know anything about airplanes, you know.
Don't you think it's better to be a pro-wrestler or something like that?
Or even an assassin?
You're a pilot!
That's what I wrote in the application forms when I transferred to that school!
All right!
Anyway, be sure to read the material thoroughly!
Yeah.
You guys are doing it!
Huh? Where's Apachai-san?
Oh, I told him to hide until it's all over.
Hello?
It's Yasunaga from Koryo High School!
- They're here! - I have to hide!
Whoa, what a big gate!
Hmm, I don't see anyone.
Was that an automatic door?
Apa...
Apapapa...
What's the matter, Ono-sensei?
A person... A two-meter tall big man was opening the gate for us!
Right over there!
Oh, you made it. Welcome to my home.
Please come in. My parents are waiting for you.
Hello, Furinji-kun. I'm sorry to bother you today at the last minute.
Ono-sensei, will you get it together? You're in front of a student.
A dark-tanned, muscular-
P-Please come on in!
Oh! Above the gate! You two, look!
Sensei!
Come on! Come on!
Aww!
The gate door is heavy,
so I was just trying to help them by opening it.
I swear! I saw it!
Wow, this is a magnificent house.
Well, it's just big.
They're my parents.
I'm Yasunaga, her homeroom teacher.
I'm Ono, the assistant homeroom teacher!
I'm her father, Saiga Furinji. My occupation is...
J-J-Jet airplane!
Jet airplane?
Uh, um, um, um, I mean, a jet airplane pilot!
"Field Pilot"
"Field pilot"?
Oh, no!
This isn't good.
- He's nervous! - He's nervous!
M-My age is, um... How old am I again?
Why would I know that?
Wh-What kind of joke is this?
M-Mother, aren't you going to greet them?
Shizuha Furinji, 36 years old.
I'm a fashion designer. I will stab that fly.
She still managed to hide a weapon!
My mother's hobby is kendo!
And my father loves jokes so much!
H-Hobby? That's a lie!
For a brief second, she had the eyes of a true warrior.
There's no way this is going to work!
There's something going on.
There's definitely something going on with this family.
My teacher's intuition is telling me so.
I've heard that you fly international flights sometimes.
Which airline do you work for?
J... JARO!
JARO... Japan Advertisement Review Organization?
You mean, JARO with that famous TV ad?
I suppose having a healthy body is an asset to a pilot.
You seem to have a very well built physique.
Hmph, that's because I punch the striking post at least 10,000 times a day!
I see. Where do you do that?
Inside the airplane!
Y-You sure like jokes!
Father, your jokes are over the top!
That's the sign to get him out of there!
That's why she should've picked me for the father role.
Coming!
Father!
It's a person from your work. He said it's urgent.
O-Okay. If it's urgent, I guess I have to talk to them.
Sensei, please continue to look after my daughter!
Certainly.
Thanks.
It's okay, Father.
So, Ms. Furinji?
What, baldy?
Sh-She called me "baldy"!
So, which company are you working for as a designer?
Do you recall the grades Furinji-kun received when she was in 9th grade?
When is Furinji-kun's birthday?
Some corporation.
I'm a supervisor of the design department.
Her grades were, Japanese 10; social studies 10;
P.E. 10; mathematics 10;
English 9; science 9; home economics 10.
Her birthday is January 14; at 10:40 in the morning.
Her birth weight was 3,014 grams. She didn't cry much.
This is great, Shigure-san!
She memorized the material that I gave her completely!
Excuse me! Where's your bathroom?
Sensei, don't raise your hand!
Oh, it's this way.
Sorry about this, Furinji-kun.
Your mother is a beautiful lady.
She's very sweet, too.
It's right here.
Thank you.
Well, if you'll excuse me.
Come to think of it, Yassan always says...
Listen, Ono-sensei.
You can learn a lot about a family by looking at their toilet!
No matter how well they hide things, if the toilet is a mess,
you can see right through their loophole.
Let's take a look!
No one's here! They told me to hide!
Apa!
That's the two-meter tall guy again!
Sorry about her.
This is her first home visit. She seems a little flustered.
Don't worry about that.
Yes, but how about we put an end to this?
You're not Furinji-kun's mother, are you?
I have met many students and their parents over the years.
Given how young you are,
it's just impossible that you're Furinji-kun's biological mother.
She's clumsy, doesn't like to be alone,
worries about what people think and can be scatterbrained,
but she's really a good kid.
- Huh? - So don't pick on her too much.
We came here to find out the truth about the rumor
that she's been living with one of the male freshman students from our school.
If that's true,
unfortunately it's unavoidable that this will become a school issue!
I see.
I guess I have no choice.
Wh-What do you mean you have no choice? W-Wait!
No!
I knew that this was a gangster family!
Sensei, this way! Hurry!
Sh-Shirahama!
What are you doing here?
Yasunaga-sensei, I caught him! I caught the monster!
What do you think you're doing? Stop it!
I won't kill him.
I just wanted to scare him
so he wouldn't tell the school about what has happened here.
Sensei, get out of here!
They'll go out of control once they get excited!
Hey, Miu-san! Let's make a strategic withdrawal!
What the heck is going on?
Shirahama!
Don't tell me it's you, who has been cohabitating with Furinji!
N-No, it's a misunderstanding! I am living with her, but-
You idiot! That's what's called "cohabitating"!
First of all, what kind of insane environment is this?
Th-They just lost their composures a little. That's all!
They really are nice people, you know.
Hey, they're coming back this way!
Apa!
Hurry up! This way, sensei!
Huh?
Wh-What is this?
Oh, crap! Why this room of all the other ones?
"Forbidden Room" Oh, crap! Why this room of all the other ones?
S-Sensei?
I'm a teacher of Japanese history,
and my hobby is to enjoy and appreciate the cultural properties.
But I have never seen anything so magnificent like these before in my life.
How intricate and splendid those carvings are!
What kind of place is this?
Whoa! There is some literature, too!
Um, sensei?
This one is a scroll!
Look at the brush stroke! And its quality level!
Could this be the piece by that famous-
That's Kenichi!
Sensei, look out!
It's not good!
Sensei!
Are you all right?
Sensei, I'm sorry that I'm late. I'm Miu's grandfather. The real one.
Grandpa...
I used every information resource available to bring him home.
Akisame-san!
Master Koetsuji...
So when you said there was something you must take care of...
I went to look for the elder. That was urgent, wasn't it?
Y-You are...
Could you be that legendary master artisan?
Literature, painting, crafts and sculptures...
Are you the genius artist,
who's said to have mastered all of that? The Master Akisame Koetsuji!
You're superb in everything!
Oh, I see. It wasn't cohabitation but resident disciple, huh?
I had no idea that this was the dojo of the Grand Master Koetsuji.
That is a surprise.
I'm sorry for screaming.
I'm sorry for scaring you.
It is my honor to meet you.
This dojo is a place where the like-minded people have come together.
There was no evil intent in the part of the disciples. Please forgive them.
- He called me a "disciple"? - Oh, that's quite all right!
There, there.
I'm very sorry. The thing is that-
You don't have to apologize.
I am quite envious that you two get to learn from the Grand Master.
"Grand Master"? Who is Master Koetsuji really anyway?
Shirahama.
I've been noticing that you've been looking manlier lately.
Now I understand.
You have been training to become a great artist of the future.
I am quite impressed!
I guess I shouldn't correct him...
"Forbidden Room"
Good grief. This is going to be major cleaning.
Huh? Where's Miu?
I bet she's mentally tired. Please let her sleep.
I'll do the rest of the cleaning.
- That is kind of you. - Apapapapa...
Huh?
Look what I found.
What is that?
Oh, I know!
It must be something that you carved when you were still inexperienced!
No, it wasn't me. It was carved by Miu's father.
Saiga Furinji. He was my best friend.
Thank you... everyone... very much...
You might not be related to them by blood,
but everyone at Ryozanpaku is your family. Right, Miu?
Hey, Kenichi! We need more drinks! Hurry up!
Jeez, he's a slave driver!
Sakaki-san... You can only have three of those...
Oh, no! Apachai-san!
Don't destroy the house! Ma-san, you letch!
Shigure-san, please throw the Chinese stars outside...
Miu-san... Because of the day-to-day headaches,
she's dealing with them even when she's sleeping.
I see. Everything's different here compared to my family,
but to her, this place must feel like...
All right!
Master!
What makes a family is people who are willing
to forgive each other for their faults and shortcomings.
And that is exactly how we are at Ryozanpaku as well.
Hacha mecha shichau nomo waruku wa nai
"Daily Devotion" Hacha mecha shichau nomo waruku wa nai
"Flap" "Flap" Hacha mecha shichau nomo waruku wa nai
Waku waku dekiru nara yarukkya nai
"I wonder when Miu actually trains." Waku waku dekiru nara yarukkya nai
"Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?" Waku waku dekiru nara yarukkya nai
"Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?" ltsumademo mayowanaide
"Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?" "She's training at all times!" "Swish" ltsumademo mayowanaide
"Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?" "She's training at all times!" ltsumademo mayowanaide
"The kitchen knife doesn't cut so well anymore..." ltsumademo mayowanaide
"You don't know what you're doing." ltsumademo mayowanaide
Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
"Shkeeen!" Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
"Shkeeen!" "Shkeeen!" Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
"Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!" Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
Shinjiru kimochi areba
"Split..." Shinjiru kimochi areba
"Split..." "Is she a master swordsmith or what?" Shinjiru kimochi areba
"Swimming club's determination!"
Yareru kara
"Ready!" Yareru kara
"Hmph, you're in for serious water resistance with those big boobs!" Wow, wow
"Beep!" Kira kira massugu hikaru afureru omoi wa
"Beep!" "Whirl" "Whirl" Kira kira massugu hikaru afureru omoi wa
"That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short." Kira kira massugu hikaru afureru omoi wa
"The Titsy"
Kitto tsuyoi pawaa ni kawaru
"Gulp Gulp" "Honoka" "Fine! Bring it on!" Yaranaide koukai shitaku naikara sou
"Hog hog chomp chomp" "Hahaha, what's going on, Honoka? Trying to be a sumo wrestler?" Yaranaide koukai shitaku naikara sou
"Yah!" "Wham!" "Shock!" "N-Nice dropkick..." Ashita ga aru kagiri susumunda
"The Mightiest Tochumaru" Ashita ga aru kagiri susumunda
"Bam!"
"Nah..." "That wasn't you."
Miu-san, we've got a problem!
Th-Th-There are people who have come to challenge this dojo!
Oh, is that right?
This is serious!
There are a bunch of tough looking people!
Where are the masters?
They're all out.
What? What should we do?
Anyway, it's not polite to keep them waiting.
Why don't we ask them to come in and have some tea?
What are you doing,
entertaining the people who're here to challenge your dojo?
Miu-san, get a grip!
All right! Now that it's come to this, I will protect this dojo!